I love NPW, mite-infested computers and all.
Seriously, I might quit if that happened to me. I try to avoid the girly-girl stereotype, but crawly things freak me out. In my defense, we had insane bugs when we lived in the country (our house backed on the river, so everything from geese to giant daddy long legs) so I consider myself scarred.
While NPW's exterminator has that soap and water handy, I could do with some memory-scrubbing.
Also, I'm grateful for Rideau. So far, not too many bugs. Which is quite the feat, really.