- Right now your parents are remodeling your bedroom.
- Today you will meet someone new. Why not make it a librarian?
- The greatest danger could be your stupidity. Use McIntyre Library.
- Worse things are yet to come. Befriend a librarian.
- Only fools look to cookies for words of wisdom. Look to the library.
- You came to the library and all you got was a lousy cookie.
- I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie. But a librarian can.
- You will wait until the last minute. McIntyre will be here for you.
- You will survive the final exams with the help from McIntyre.
- Your final exams will be canceled.
- The stapler’s over there.
Jennings, Eric and Kathryn Tvaruzka. "Quick & Dirty Library Promotions That Really Work." Journal of Library Innovation 1.2 (2010).
Thanks to Bookpusher for the link!