Are you crazy?
Watch this laugh-out-loud video (and I'm not a laugh-out-loud kind of person):
Best lines:
"You will be unjamming printers until your hands bleed. You will be threatened with physical violence over a 10c fine while children scream because they have used up their computer time on Robot Unicorn Attack."
Ah, been there.
Also,
"Have you ever been shanked with a pair of safety scissors for refusing to extend a due date?"
"I think most problems with patrons are missed opportunities for teachable moments."
For the record, I haven't been shanked, but I have been stalked and body-checked on the street by a patron, and yes, I have hidden the scissors.
But you have to laugh. Otherwise, you just might cry.
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Hee!
ReplyDeleteMy vote for best line is: "You will live on gin and valium and when you run out of them you will live on spite"
that's a good one, too!
ReplyDeleteI vote for "My God, you are a library martyr" - I have actually been told that!
ReplyDeleteThat was my fave too, Laura
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